Robert

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Jasper W @Jasper.w Oct 3, 2026 This is one off the best movies i’ve ever seen, i am so in love with the movie series and robert, he is so sexy and i have a massive crush on isabella, otto, Mrs cyclops, kalasnikov and especially robert and his daddy amos blackwood/blackfeet. Hands down the sexiest people ever! Every time he comes in frame i release my load everywhere, my house is now painted white by accident. See more Sam S @Samstuff89 Sep 7, 2026 One of the worst movies ive ever seen. Comical in parts. Desperate acting by unconvincing and unrelateable roles.... more focus on the supernatural elements would have been more engaging as well as the history of the doll. The movie was boring. See more Tania L @RT96546821 Aug 24, 2026 Robert doesn't look like Robert the story isn't much like the first one. It will be a better movie if a someone found Robert in tge house after the owner die some scary stuff happen and at the end that they give him to be musian, where you can find the real Robert who curses people See more Andrew K @RT16615356 Aug 17, 2026 A group of ten of us aged between 12 years old and 60 years old watched this film and were agreed that it was the worst thing we'd ever seen. It was like watching somebody's GCSE project. I can't believe that Netflix would allow this to be on their platform. Truly execrable. It made Jurassic shark look high-tech. See more Gabriel K @Gabriel213 Mar 1, 2026 Words cant describe the rush of emotions i experienced watching this film. Where to begin, i discovered this film with comrades, i do NOT regret watching it , the only thing i regret is that i didn't watch it sooner. The lengthy pauses between each dialogue just made me more on edge, the camera angles were definitely choices and i cant say I've ever seen these choices being made before. I think its really good that they gave a chance to new actors on this film, you could tell they were nervous but they gave it their try. Same with the director and writer its really inspiring how they released this film. Special mention to the music, added all the tracks to my playlist. I like how the plot twist was crazy and i cannot wait to watch the other 5 movies as i feel like i've only seen Robert for a full 2 minutes on screen. Most of the movie was spent on this blonde women trying to finish her line. Im surprised that there aren't more movies. Ill keep you updated on the next few... See more Randle T @mjrtom61013 Jan 28, 2026 I know the whole ‘if you’ve got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all’ thing is a great motto to live by, but oh my actual god this movie was so bloody shite i’ve literally never felt more high in my life- and i was stone cold sober. the acting is awful, everyone is horrified by everything and takes about four days to react to anything- the doll- that bloody doll- looks like elton john and cillian murphy’s love child. genuinely have nothing good to say about it. what the piss. the doll starts tiptoeing around and everything- literally clobbers the dad with a baseball bat at one point and corners the ma with it. a tiny ass doll corners a fully grown woman. not to victim blame or anything but like GIRL YOU CAN STAND UP. YOU HAVE HANDS- PICK UP THE SODDING THING AND LAUNCH IT also everyone has a different accent. and no one can act. and the story is shite. and im honestly glad the doll wrecked the ma’s paintings cos they were shite too. See more Read all reviews

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