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Eames A @EamesAgu 2d Missed opportunity. Nice cinematography and objective detached style. Good acting. But the storyline is obviously drenched in de-colonial theory, which is somewhat ironic since the Philippines had already been colonized by Muslims before, which had filtered somewhat to Cebu. So the only point of the movie is to take Magellan down a notch and recreate the myth of the noble pure savage, untainted by modern capitalism/colonialism. Which we know is a bunk marxist ideology. And we know the modern Philippines is a hybrid between East and West, just like Europe is a hybrid between Greece/Rome, Norse and Judeo-Christian culture. See more Gloria D @RT01709327 2d I was bored to tears and angered to swearing! After interminable minutes of hearing birds, wind, and water and looking at dead bodies and white men walking about desultorily without saying anything, I gave up on my hope that this might be something akin to Herzog's "Aguirre, the Wrath of God." Not even close! The only thing I got from this film was a sense that its makers were just pandering--pandering to pseudo-intellectuals, pandering to various types of minorities, and pandering to colonized and conquered groups. The acting was below mediocre. The very few that spoke were practically unintelligible and zombi-like. The majority of those who spoke Portuguese were not native speakers. They butchered the language and spoke with less conviction and expressivity than a bot. While one or two characters used period-appropriate language, the majority spoke in a completely anachronistic 21st century Brazilian-accented slang. A complete disappointment! See more C L. @charleylang 4d sooo booooring!! why does this filmmaker feel the need to linger on every single shot beyond the point of endurance? what a waste of time and of bernal’s talents. See more nik A @RT09412712 4d Absolutely freaking ridiculous. Please stay away from this horrid creation. It is a mockery of the human mind and its capabilities. I don’t know what is wrong with this producer for thinking it is acceptable to release such utter trash and be proud of it and let people pay to watch it. The audience should be awarded for enduring this movie. And this has nothing to do with proving what the people endured during the trip because no message is conveyed since the audience is asleep. See more Konstantinos Adamopoulos T @RT98886996 4d I’m utterly disgusted by the sheer lack of inspiration that led to the creation of this movie. The title is totally misleading since it should be "the worst movie you’ll ever watch". It has nothing to do with the exciting adventures of Magellan and the discovery of new continents. I have never seen such a meaningless and torturous project which fails completely to engage the audience. There was no clear plot or storytelling in the movie. The movie consisted of fragmented, meaningless and incoherent scenes. Every actor and director that participated in this movie should be disgraced; I would never release such a horrible creation knowing that there was absolutely no effort, nor consideration for the audience, in creating the movie. To the producers: You should all be ashamed, you are scamming hardworking individuals of their honest money and time. Consider a different career path looking forward. I will not be attending any future releases that any of the staff participate in. See more Tonatiuh M @RT48277076 Apr 6 I love slow cinema, but this was a torture. I give it 2.5 stars because I like the topic seen form a global south perspective, but the cinematographgy m ade me think some art directors want to test the audience's patience and not to tell a story. The only element of audiovisual language Diaz mastered was framing. Theress absolutely no camera movement, no lighting, and no sound desing. And too many cuts linger waaay too long after the spectator has absorbed every bit of information in the shot. I would love to know what was the intention of the director. Of course it wasn't to entertain, but if it was to educate, shock, make you think or provoke awe, he didn't achieve it. If my attention abilities were tested, I wan't a prize, because it was not easy to stay awake for the more than 2 hours of the film. See more Read all reviews

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