Beast of the Yellow Night

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Aug 22, 2017 When a man is starving to death in the Philippines, he makes a deal with the Devil to become an unkillable werewolf. But he forgot about one thing: Werewolf movies are stupid. See more Sep 7, 2015 John Ashley turns into a werewolf that resembles Jim Carrey's Grinch in Eddie Romero's boring drive-in movie gorefest. See more Oct 8, 2014 This film confirms that the United States doesn't have the monopoly on bad acting. A movie from the Philippines, its fun bits include bad Foley overdubbing of footsteps (check out the hard heels clicking on the cemetery grass), yellow smoke that materializes from nowhere with no explanation, recitation of lines that sounds like it is coming from pre-high school level readers looking at cue cards without their glasses, and makeup that looks like it cost at least ten dollars. Good points: Julia's mini-skirts, a TITillating love scene early in the proceedings, repeated boob grabbing (et cetera), cool prison window bars made of rubber, the number 69, and apparently, James Brown playing the "werewolf/Mr. Hyde" character. There are some interesting changes in lighting that may be due to different film stock, the main actor's (heavily resembling Glenn Frey from the Eagles) occasional lapses into a Southern accent (possibly due to his Elvis hair and sideburns when not a monster), a nurse who doesn't know how to perform CPR correctly and gives up almost immediately to boot, a detective who says he will question the FOX (I think he meant facts, but hey, accents can change, see above), a devil cult leader who I believe is supposed to be the devil himself (they don't really prove or disprove this idea), and crazy out-of-control islanders (the Beatles SAID this place - the Philippines - was a nut house!). So, what's the story? Well, the main guy is supposed to be returned to life due to the actions of the cult leader or devil guy. Why? Confusingly written. It seems as though it forgets its own plot as it plods along. Another promising love-a-rub-dub scene culminates in another monster transformation, and he eludes the cops, fleeing off into the night, or is it day, or is it night? (the sky keeps changing) The monster flees to a blind man's hut since he was earlier helped by him. The wife is catatonic after finding James Brown in her bed in place of her Elvis husband. Soon, the blind man helps him elude the cops and the trigger-happy soldiers that are helping them. Then, they suddenly for no reason turn around to give up, but blind man gets shot by a soldier anyway. Dying, he asks the monster to pray for him. When the monster finally starts to, one of the cops shoots him, and this time the bullets work (for the whole movie they have had no effect on him). Everyone stands around to watch him die and change back to his Elvis self, only now his hair is gray (since he's supposed to be "originally" much older than his reincarnated version) but he lacks any wrinkles. Must have been that South Seas air. Finally, we see a snake in the trees who apparently is talking with the voice of the devil guy, as the yellow smoke yet again returns. There is no yellow night anywhere in the film, and the "beast" is out during the day as well as the night, so not sure where the title came from. Rating: D? See more Sep 2, 2014 The Beast of the Yellow Night is one of the most forgettable movies I've ever seen, regardless of genre. I say that with an enormous amount of certainty because I cannot remember hardly anything about it. I saw it one time a couple of weeks ago and I've been trying to search my brain as to what exactly it was that I saw. That's how uninteresting this movie must be. I sort of remember the opening moments in a village, but it's all very sketchy and uninteresting. I suppose I can't really write a review of a movie that I can't remember, but being that it was a couple of weeks ago when I saw it, I think that speaks volumes about the film's quality. I know that Roger Corman distributed it and all, but I can't give it a pass. If you can't make a memorable movie, then move on. This isn't one of them. See more Mar 26, 2014 There's not much horror, and what there is can often be too dark to discern, but the film does improve after a slow start at least achieving mediocre status, including the witty banter of Diaz's omnipotence, and equally, moronic dialogue from the sultry Wilcox. There's a couple of twists (e.g. the banished blind man with whom Ashley forms an alliance) that generate some interest and the climax in the tall grass lends some sympathy to Ashley's condemned character, but don't expect too much for your time. See more Sep 26, 2013 I don't know what it is but I really dig this film. See more Read all reviews

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